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A disease of the penis discovered by Dr. Zappa. Symptoms are: Hurting to pee It reaching out and grabbing your meat And your balls feeling like a pair of maraccas To avoid such a disease avoid liaisons with taco stand ladys and avoiding gas station toilets
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