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Yorkshire-based trial of strength used for settling unresolved arguments, based on traditional Conkers game but with knob. Knob Conkers. Combatants stand toe-to-toe with penis in hand. Combatants take turns each to strike the penis of their combatant with as much force as possible. Last man standing wins. A refusal results in automatic loss of argument. An erection results in automatic expulsion from Yorkshire.
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