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Joes are of medium height, usually about 5'8" and they are really athletic. They love running. Joes hate matching their clothes, so they always look crazy. A Joe is a guy who you got drunk with one night. Stuff happened. Joe is a guy who is now dating one of your best friends and you can't tell her. Joes are very attractive and they know it, but pretend not to. They are very smart, and also competitive.
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