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A person,or entity who knows the true value of the sock. He does not wear sweatsocks because sweatsocks because they make your feet stink. Sock bosses usually have a different pair of socks every day of the year because they know that if their is one thing woman like it is a man with a nice pair of socks. Sock bosses typically wear their pants up ever so gently so people can be shocked and awed when they encounter the god like swag that is before them.
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