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The opposit of crunchy mom.. They feed their kids formula, hand out lunchables, aren't afraid of preservatives, sugary cereal & are happy to get through a load of laundry in a day. They spend their time working, or multitasking that doesn't always include 5 projects of Pinterest or sewing hand made diapers.. There isn't a firm desire to keep up with the Jones's aka the granola packing, breast feeders
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