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Pirate Mike is A Douche Bag. He likes to Dress Up As a Pirate and Tell Women he knows Kung Fu, so He Can TRY TO Impress Them and Get Laid. Pirate Mike has a boat in Dana Point Harbor and Belongs to the Yacht Club and Fucks Guys in the Ass on the Side.
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