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a ned is a male teenager who 1. smokes 2. wears burberry cap 3. swears a lot 4. bullies people 5. always talks about sex and says that they have had it 6. wears lots of sports brand clothes 7. gets drunk every friday 8. says the love drugs and that they smoke weed 9. has a secret porn stash Also see townie or chav.
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