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Noun. Mistlecock: A hanging ornament (commonly a dildo or penis like figure with a mistle toe connected) usually placed above doors or other places where one might cross. Standing under a mistlecock with anyone of the opposite sex requires the man to thrust his cock into any part of the women.
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