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A sex move that is preformed by the male partner (in a heterosexual encounter). To perform the Teddy Roosevelt, you must simply engage in intercourse as you normally would. After you finish, you get up without speaking to or making eye contact with your partner, wipe your dick on the curtains, and leave without ever returning. Obviously this move cannot be performed in your own home, since it requires you to never return to where it was performed.
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