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The punishment for turning 5 years old. Having to be inside a prison 7 hours a day, 5 of which are spent in slavery, 5 days a week, 38 weeks a year, 14 years of our lives. And on top of all that, 2 hours of homework every day. None of what we learn in school is actually useful apart from basic reading, writing and arithmetic.
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