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The measure of how intense your poop is after eating Mexican food. Based on the Fujita Scale (F-Scale) used to measure a tornado's intensity. F0: Unaffected F1: Little worse than usual F2: Burns a little, not too bad F3: Intense burning, but only one round F4: Intense burning with multiple battles with the toilet F5: Insane burning, seems like it will never end, nowhere near solid, soaks through the toilet paper, has you screaming and wishing the toilet had handlebars and cool air jets
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