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She's unique. You'll love her. If you're her boyfriend, and you be a dick to her, she'll bite back. She's not your average pussy girl, who whines in the corner when you make a few smart remarks. When you make silly meaningless arguments, she'll argue back. She's got the nicest eyes, and will make the most adorable faces. Don't let that fool you though. If you're a man and you don't like sniping back smart remarks, Alexis is not the girl for you. You pussy. Yeah, she can be nice too. She'll listen to you, compliment you, and will often make your day when she talks to you. She's a bit naive, but really smart. She's got the best body too. She is not perfection, she's a motherfucking goddess, even in the mornings. You can send lovey-dovey letters to her all you want, but she'll keep things real with you. I mean, who needs a disney-tale relationship when you can have someone real? If your girlfriend is Alexis, keep her, like she's the most valuable thing you've known. She is a kudelblitz (Scientific definition: Something so hot that it is beyond the hotness scale)
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