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Yorkshire phrase: Some one who acts like an old man, always moaning about the youth and dresses in all brown with a walking stick. Typically lives alone with a cat and sticks to very traditional meals such as fish and chips, meat and potato pie and ham sandwiches. Loves to do gardening and always without a love in his life. Golf alone only sport.
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