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a quirky old woman in a gorgeous young woman's body. she is wonderful to drink tea or cocktails with. she will also take care of you when you get so piss drunk that you vomit in two toilet bowls. she will be very missed when she leaves to travel the world in search of good stories and better bars. I have a slight crush on you. she also has a perfect nose.
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