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An officer in the US Army in charge of a company of soldiers. Usually of captain rank Which is basically just an E4 with a bachelors degree. Stupid, vain and obtuse. Useless as tits on a bull! When leadership of the company rests squarely on the shoulders of the Non Comisioned officer corps! Captain Pillai was a shitty company commander. And twice as useless! However he sure had a purrrrdy set of pussy lips
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