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the girl/guy who has a significant other, but its not important because they have that magical something that makes you disregard that obstacle. Guy: "We should go on a date." Girl: "I have a boyfriend." Guy: "Well I have a goldfish." Girl: "What?" Guy: "I'm sorry I thought we were talking about things that don't matter."
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