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Man Flu or the common cold has an adverse affect on the male due to the difference in the genetic build up and the Y chromosome which only men have, the Virus will attack the Y chromosome and only the Y chromosome at a genetic level leading to a complete degradation of the males ability to perform. The Y chromosome contains a gene, SRY, which triggers embryonic development as a male, the growth of testicles and the production of sperm. The virus, a small infectious agent replicates magnanimously inside the living cells of the seminal fluid where it will spread out through the body in the plasmids (pieces of naked DNA that can move between cells) at an advanced rate. This advanced onset of the illness allows the virus to affect the male body in a wider cellular way leaving them with all over muscle soreness and fever before spreading to the upper respiratory system, causing common cold symptoms, the virus will then attack the male nervous system causing more serious symptoms. The symptoms uncommonly known as Ycromoszombia affect the male in many different ways to the female species of homo sapiens especially in the severity of the of the actual illness.
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