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A highly contagious disease first discovered on chat app palringo. Those who contract bootzeeze find that they are suddenly unable to type english words correctly, and can only be understood by their close friends who put up with their disease. Scientists believe that bootzeeze could be a result of too much awesomeness by the patient.
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