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Booner is a merging of the words "boat" and "hoon". (pronounced /bu: ner/ like Boone's Farm fine wines) In Australia, a hoon is a lout who drives like an asshole. Hoon is used to refer to one who drives a car or boat in a manner which is anti-social by the standards of contemporary society, i.e. too fast, too noisily or too dangerously. Boner is a slang term for erection, like as a typical Booner would say, "driving a fast boat gives me a boner". Schooner is a old schooly nautical term for a type of sail boat. Sail boaters that harass the public waters can also be booners. Schooner rhymes with booner.
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