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When one's glutenous maximus/minimus and scrotum/vagina bask in heat, sweat, love juices and leftovers from wiping unsuccessfully collect on one's gooch/taint/perineum. One must then take their index finger, wipe it along the taint to gather all the excrement, and transfer the nightmare fuel to the upper lip/Cupid's bow of a friend, foe, family member, or random human being to portray a Hitler mustache.
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