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A notoriously foul smelling and asexual beast. Commonly found in Northern Michigan prowling the forsaken streets of towns and active school yards. Once thought to be a docile animal, further research has shown aggressive behavior around seniors and the smallest, red haired children they can sniff out. Defensive mechanisms are known to be very loud and high pitched whining sounds, noxious odors, clawed feet and hands. They are also known to keep the change and snatch food and drinks from the company refrigerator. Avoid at all costs.
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