Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
When a person punches you so hard that the bruise is a blue-deep indigo colour. It should also last for more than one week to qualify as a Russian Blueberry. If it lasts for more than 2 weeks, it is known as a "ripe one". If it becomes infected it is known as a "bad pick". The victim of the Russian Blueberry is known as a "Tsar". Having a Russian Blueberry is stigmatized in several cliches while others may see of it as a sign of Badass-ery.
Text fits
Save
Cancel