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Short for "GLad its Only A Fart". The fart one gives when he/she is gassy, bloated, prairie dogging and/or and stuck in any situation preventing them from using a bathroom. To release pressure one must take the chance of slightly (but carefully) relaxing the sphincter muscles in hopes that what comes out is ONLY a fart. Note: if something comes out besides air...then it is no longer a successful GLOAF See: muddbutt
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