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When you come home after over indulging over your libation of choice and you are beer goggled about yourself.. You are getting ready for bed. You check yourself out in the mirror in undies or whatever. You look so hot. Self goggled quotes: "My abs look tight". "damn I have a sweet (insert body part here)". "Check out these pecs" "Why wouldn't he want this sweet ass?" or whatever you tell yourself.
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