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A person that is obsessed with [social media] and feels the constant need of having to be online. This often comes with a complete disregard to actual social beings. They often make use of Facebook, WhatsApp and twitter.
They can physically be recognized by their posture. No matter where they are or in what situation, the Social [Zombie] always has a smartphone in front of them and their head bent downwards looking at the screen.

At party's they can be seen sitting on the sides of the room in total silence while looking at their phones, and while driving [on the street] they can randomly occur out of nowhere trying to cross a road while their eyes are focused on the screen instead of the direction they are actually going. They also appear in cinemas, when the room is completely dark while the movie is playing, suddenly a bright light of a smartphone display interrupts your view.
Because they find their digital life more important than their surroundings they do not respond to complaints by sane humans. And sometimes in the midst of a [conversation] (sometimes they can still talk in real life), they abruptly forget anything you say and instantly put their mind at their social page. Their mind is fused with their phone.

Lastly they create an excess of [unnecessary] status updates.

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