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A video game that is like Soul Calibur, but instead of crazy japanese badnass ninja guys (including [yoda]), this game features warriors of the homeless variety.

Characters:

Martha the cat lady: a lust for feline love borders on the psychotic, but don't tell her that, those pussies have claws. Weapon: cats (1/5 chance of rabies)
Lonely Jim: he's quite lonely, that's why he has a large hatchet. Weapon: hatchet
Mike: driven broke by bad investments, and by never having money in the first place, mike turned to drugs. Weapon: bath salts (1/5 chance to OD)
Yoda: [you can't tell me] this guy isn't homeless, i mean... look at him. Weapon: lightsaber
Bjord: after he won world's greatest beard, he gambled away his fame and fortune. Weapon: [miscellaneous] items drawn from his beard.

Join these beloved characters and more in the epic new game Homeless Calibur, where the objective of the game is to get the legendary sock [full of shit], which has been said is the key to taking down the government and finally liberating the oppressive nature of the system we have all been condemned to.

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