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1. Any slow, overpriced, piece of shit computer made in china that crashes for any reason. So delicate and frail that if you get a drop of water on it or get a strain of hair in the keyboard it will begin to have a severe seizure and most likely never work again. 2. Any piece of hardware so useless you might as well wipe your anus with it. 3. An excuse to steal your money.
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