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A guilty pleasure most women share. Women want you to think mustaches mar male facial aesthetics but in reality they all just wanna perpetrate a deep, orgasm-inducing grind on that Selleck, Handlebar, or Swanson. Clean-shaven men should watch out--this is the age of the Mustache Ride.
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