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The irrational periods of anger that all males will experience at least once. Usually lasts 24-48 hours. It is believed to be due to a random influx of testosterone in the male's body. It is the driving force behind all creation, all civilization, and all invention. _______________________________ Symptoms include, but are not limited to: -Wanting to punch inanimate objects for no specific reason -Pulsing headaches that can only be treated by punching things -Voracious hunger, best remedied with large quantities of steak. -Excessive swearing -Excessive drinking -Insomnia/Narcolepsy -Agoraphobia/agoraphilia -Photophobia/photophilia -Periods of intense intelligence/ambition followed by periods of ignorance/lethargy
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