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Hannes (verb) meaning: 1. Anal leakage. 2. A huge bowel movement stuck in your unus. 3. When laughing with diarrhea and you accidentally shit yourself. 4. Uncontrollably farting or having an urgency to have a shit when shocked, stressed or caught cheating. Hannes a name for a male usually derived from Johannes. Usually a homosexual blue/green eyed sweaty bald guy. The name of a guy with big hips and nipples like a women. The personification of player. A hannes is most likely always cheating, lying or hiding something. A pathetic shit stain on the underwear of society. A psychopath, molester and sex addict that loves porn.
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