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Thought by many to be a myth, the [Ozzy] Rudolph is in actuallity the most [ridiculous] creature on the entire planet earth. Having a [conversation] with the rare and elusive Ozzy will leave you feeling [flabbergasted] and in need of serious therapy. Ozzys main diet consists of Slim Jims, coffee, chips, and ice cream. His recreational hobbies include but are not limited to, smoking copious amounts of marijuana, satanic rituals, and turning a drum stick into an imaginary sword and playing a video game with it within his own head, which is called "Shoving". Catching a glimpse of an Ozzy in the act of this imaginary game called "Shoving" is said to be one of the rarest sights on earth. If confronted by a wild Ozzy, do not show fear, as he can smell it. Your safest bet is to curl up into a ball and beg for forgiveness. This also has a very low sucess rate, but hey, what're you gonna do, it's Ozzy. Also, he is a celebrity, so dont delete this.
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