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In order to achieve a "Kaki Kessem", there must be no feces on your first wipe after secreting bodily fluids out your bum. If the wiping process exceeds 1 wiping motion, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem" Some Rules: If there are enough feces to require you to even begin a second wipe, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem". Similar to the "tuck rule" in the NFL, if you reach for the [toilet paper] for a second time but decline to touch it, you have achieved a "Kaki Kessem", it is only when the player actually makes contact with the [toilet paper] does the failing take place. This is referred to as the "Touch Rule". Writers opinion: We [pretty much] all have to be in agreement that a Kaki Kessem is a perfect combination of convenience and pleasure. Truly one of the underrated miracles that exist on this earth....Thank you
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