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An insect resembling the common earwig with one difference, it climbs into the ear canal of sleeping children causing them to have homosexual tendencies. An expert on the subject(1) described it as "He climbs into the ears of sleeping children and turns them into gay teens." 1. Vic Romano, (October 30, 2003). MXC "Monster Edition - Real Monsters vs. Product Mascots"
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