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Description of a man who always has a beer in hand and secretly wants to purchase a blowup pool and a lawn chair to sit in while he drinks. His car gives girls headaches and he is sometimes mistaken for a cranky old man. Despite this, he's the guy that every girl wants but never gets.
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