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Hobos have come to be known for their suspicious, prickly, and overly-defensive nature regarding their habits and lifestyle choices. This is highlighted by their cryptic and often obtuse replies to people questioning their actions, which have been described as 'hobo reasoning', or 'HR'. It is not uncommon for these replies to leave the questioner dizzy, confused and with a dramatically reduced sense of spatial awareness, allowing the hobo to slip off behind a parked derelict train, often in possession of the incapacitated persons wallet or other personal belongings. It is the recommendation of this writer (from long personal experience) that you avoid questioning the habits of hobos and their disciples.
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