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A man with an abnormally large penis, formerly known as a monster cock. Dylan Pohl's penis also tames all the bitches, including some men. One of the most beautiful, rare, magical, and majestic sights around. In short, dylan means someone with a large gorilla penis who likes to eat mangoes and relax on the beach. His middle name is commonly known as "HasABig" To be a Dylan Pohl, you must be at least 99% man, 83% cock, .1% feminem, and 200% dragon.
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