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A man who thinks he is a soccer god, but in fact would be better competing in an international 'look like a beef taco and lover of all rusty walruses' competition. Usually a man who also goes by Hodge, Hodgey, Hodgo, Hodgy, Hedgehodgy, Muppet, Burns Victim and Prawn Face.
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