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The inability to function on a physical, mental and emotional level when exposed to water. Originated from the hydrological definition of an underground aquifer no longer able to retrieve water. Causations: Belly-flop, exhaustion, concussion, swimming into a yellow plume, discovering a brown smear on your chest, falling off the inflatable donut etc.
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