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bastard: 1. a person who was born out of wedlock, and hence often considered an illegitimate descendant. 2. a mongrel. a biological cross between different breeds, groups or varieties. 3. a contemptible, inconsiderate, overly or arrogantly rude or spiteful person. 4. a man, a fellow, a male friend. 5. a child that does not know his or her father. 6. something extremely difficult or unpleasant to deal with. 7. a variation that is not genuine; something irregular or inferior or of dubious origin, fake or counterfeit. argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration. bastARGHds!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about bastards.
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