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When a man and a woman visit an Indian buffet, the act of overeating [simultaneously] inhibits the man's erectile function and removes both the man and the woman's sexual inhibitions. As a result, the man will often attempt to perform [cunnilingus], but laden with spicy calories and swelled from his act of delicious gluttony, his oral sex act will trigger his gag reflex, causing him to half-burp, half-vomit steaming-hot [chicken tikka masala] into his lady-friend's freshly-shaven box. This is the Indian Hot Pocket, an unintentional, but extremely erotic show of post-buffet affection.
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