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Unattractive and insecure, often balding, male who spends his life trying impress his friends by showing he is capable of getting a girl. The funny thing is that each one is less and less attractive, some with major physical turnoffs. Since his emphasis is on a tight ass, he overlooks other major physical flaws. Everyone just wants him to shut up, so they act impressed while secretly laughing to themselves.
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