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Witch's Beaver |'wich-əz 'bē-vər| - noun, vulgar slang : The coldest thing in the known universe, measured only in Kelvin. Space itself is not even that cold. (Even in Star Trek they never found anything this cold.) RELATED TRIVIA: • The White Witch was rumored by the satyrs to have held Her's in reserve as the last line of defense against Aslan. • The flagpole in "A Christmas Story" was almost that cold. ORIGIN early 20th cent.: I have schizophrenia and the voices I hear all the time and I came up with this one while reminiscing over a dream I had. also see: Beaver, Witch's Tit, Absolute Zero
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