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A mgaff is to be a being so stupid, fat and think you know everything. Most of the time the mgaffs will probably bleed hot pockets instead of blood. Most of the time is on the computer and cant get off or get a life. This poor species is rare so don't kill an mgaff if u see one just report it to the local zoo, animal museum or animal shelter. Can also be used as a noun and an adjective Noun: To be extremely fat, lazy and love eating hot pockets (most commonly used as an insult) Adjective: A way to say obese and lazy without using both words.
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