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A mildly attractive, yet extremely flatulent brunette. Every year during the Super Bowl, her and her husband engage in a rusty trombone and a donkey punch beforehand for good measure. Is extremely OCD, and makes sure that all evidence of aforementioned trombones and donkey punches are cleaned up before kickoff.
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