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A khaki wearing creature. who colour co-ordinates his thongs, underwear, shirts and ugly ripcurl hats. someone who denies being hairy even though everyone knows he is. he farts a lot often while saying "cop that". he is a really bad dancer but thinks he is brilliant. he is totally a horrible joke teller but can rarely be funny. he is very sexist. a much better leader than will or taryn or any other leader. he has two adorbs children who will remain name less. and is married to a cool ass lady called louise who makes amazing fairy castle cake and lets us dye her husbands hair with temporary hair spray
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