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A tragic disorder characterized by addiction to the [instant messenger] Palringo. Symptoms include weight gain, [carpal tunnel syndrome], sore thumbs (if messenger is accessed by phone), loss of circulation in legs (from sitting on them all day), desocialization, loss of interest in everything, and [sleep deprivation]. It is a very serious syndrome and should be treated by shutting off Wifi. Withdrawal symptoms may include boredom and excercise.
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