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He wasn't as famous as the Beatles. He could walk on water, which could explain why He was a fisherman. He was also a carpenter, but came to have a dislike for nails. His mom was knocked up by God. He made the cross popular, which is good because you need one to chase off vampires. Last name is Christ. Santa Claus invented a holiday about him, so that he could sell trees and sneak into peoples houses.
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