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A person who is punctual to the point of being annoying. Someone who shows up early for everything, then starts calling or texting because you aren't already there. An anticrastinator is the person who shows up at a party half an hour early and starts banging on the door, when no one else is there yet and the host is still in the shower. Opposite of procrastinator, and often also a neat freak. Procrastinators and anticrastinators tend to annoy the living shit out of each other.
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