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A Spanish word for a medical condition that does not really exist. Roughly translated to English, "un aire" is "an air." Un Aire is used to describe a strange sensation felt in the epigastric, abdominal or chest area. The sensation is characterized by a a general bitching and whining about a gas like feeling in the aforementioned torso region. Un aire a chronic condition in little old ladies and women. In men, un aire is an indication of sever chernitis in men brought on by a lack of testicular fortitude. If not treated with a C.O.M. (can of man) or a bitch slap across the face, un aire may escalate into coñogenic shock. At this point, their is no cure and a man deteriorates into a nagging old lady; old ladies or women are too far gone and estrogen takes over their sensibilities.
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