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"The biggest little small town in Texas." Contrary to popular belief, Paris is not the most country and hillbilly place around. It is a perfectly normal town that has both intelligent and unintelligent people (just like anywhere else). Paris has a few must-see attractions such as: 1) The Eiffel Tower (not as big as the one in France but ours has a cowboy hat) 2) Jesus in Cowboy Boots (located down the road from the Eiffel Tower in Evergreen Cemetery) 3) and The Historic Downtown (Culbertson Fountain is a lovely place to visit any time of the year)
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